“Beware, ye goats!” –
“For the Swordlords and my future head cheese!” –, charging Tuskgutter
“My dad always told me, if someone is trying to be unpleasant, the least you can do is help them.” – Lem
“I can smite the smurfs!” – Bookkeeper
“Stop staring daggers & start staring feathers.” –, keeping the peace
Sasha: There’s no honor in shooting an enemy in the back.
Lem: I’m not sure there’s much honor in killing mites anyway.
“If I had a mustache, rest assured I would be twirling it… at you.” –, being imposing
“It just so happens that while we were killing Sneeg by accident, we were killing [the Stag Lord] on purpose.” – Lem, explaining the situation to Kesten
Katya: I don’t know! It’s trying to rape my brother!
Lem: Does it involve vampirism?
Lem: Then go for it.
Olothontor: That’s your only condition?!
“That’s why she’s snoodling Nyarlathotep!” – Olothontor
“I’m sawing off his head, which should do some damage.” – Rawht
“I own three catapults. Fuck yeah.” – Olothontor
Leilania declines to go out drinking with Ulgar because she’s traumatized after he executes a cultist with a hammer.
Olothontor: That’s why she went for s drink.
Myobia: Not with the person who messied the brains.
Bookkeeper: Undead fat man covered in goat hair.
Olothontor: That’s five more fetishes than I have.
“Whoever heard of sweeping barbarians?” – Lem, when told that the ancient stonework floor had been recently cleaned.